Fish Demotivational Poster
BASS PLAYERS - Take their jobs way too seriously
FISHING - A great hobby. Just don't let your wife meet your fishing buddies.
SELFISHNESS - you know what you did Rose
AXOLOTL - the most badass MOFO in the sea XD
IT'S IN OUR BLOOD -
RETARDED FISH - what you didnt think it was a fish?
IF THE SALMON WON'T COME TO US - Then we will go to the salmon!
HITLER FISH - Probably not kosher
GIVE A MAN A FISH, AND HE WILL EAT FOR A DAY - Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.
DESPAIR - Because even though you helped blow up the Death Star and defeat the Empire you are always gonna be 'that chick who tongue-kissed her brother'
MILF - Man I Love Fishing
PERCEPTION - You don't need to be the biggest fish in the ocean - just the smartest.
STARGAZER FISH - Is Watching You, Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid
GOD GOES FISHING -
SIGN FROM A JAPANESE TOILET - Just what dose that guy think he's going to catch, carp?
WOMAN WISDOM - How to get rid of your husband on week ends.
A STIFF ROD - Imperative for a great day of fishing !
EVERYBODY IS A GENIUS -
BATMAN - Is fictional, Goldie.
FARTS - I just eated one !
WE WANT THE FISH - We asked nice first, but now we are pissed
STAYIN' ALIVE -
AMAZING ANIMAL FACT - Scientists have recently discovered that a Walrus can smell a dead fish from a distance of 3 miles.
ALBERT FISH - Hannibal Lecter was a wimp.
CATCH OF THE DAY - FISHING WHAT A GREAT SPORT!
Middle Age -
MEAN PEOPLE - We live life to the fullest
REALITY - isn't always what it seems
JUST YOUR LUCK -
OH NO! - There's a huge lump on your chest!
AND GOD SAID UNTO MAN - Great... Now all the fish are going to smell like that.
LIFE - They say before you die it all passes before your eyes ...then again, goldfish only have a 4 second memory
SMOKED FISH - Now with nicotine. Yum.
"HELLO, PETSHOP?" - "I was wondering if you do a home delivery. You can, great. I'll take 3 dozen mice, 3 dozen goldfish and 8 canaries."
RESIDENT EVIL 12 - Quick Jill grab the lantern while I shoot these zombie fish.
SAM FISHER WILL GET THE JOB DONE ONCE AND FOR ALL - If Gotham City Was Being Protected By Sam Fisher All Super Villains Would Be Dead And The City Would Be Safe For Good.
GOTH FISH - Lets put it the aquarium and name it "Spike RavenShadow"!!!
IT'S A COINCIDENCE - I swear she left, don't worry there are plenty of fish in the sea
AWARENESS - The ability to know when you're unequivocally f*cked.
IRONY - I can't always be there for my friends and family; but when I do they are selfish, ungrateful, and are never there for me.
GONE FISHING -
KILLER WHALES - Not all who fish are above the water.
EVERYTHING'S WEIRDER - In the bayou, swamp, marsh, wetland, or w/e you want to call it. Point is, Katrina country scares me sometimes. Louisiana...
FISHING RULES -
SMELL SOMETHING FISHY! -
OBLIVIOUS - Ooo...I can see my house from here!
WTF?!? - Some design engineers have waaaaaay too much time on their hands. Or drugs...
??? - I don't know what this is for. All I know is that I WANT ONE!!
CHARITY - Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man a fishing rod, and he will eat for a life time. Or just send £2 a month and feel better about yourself.
I LOVE TO FISH - It's a chance to get away from it all, get in touch with nature and relax!
IF THERE'S NO GOD -
DEAR RICH BASTARD -
FISH TANK - I'd tap that.
MY FISHIN BUDDY SAM - Sssshhhh! Don't tell my wife her whole name is Samantha!
LITTLE GIRLS - Are not goldfish.
THE ONE CATCH -
PERSONAL PHOTO BUT NOT EXPERIENCE -
FOREIGN DREAMS -
FISHING TRIPS - THE ONLY GOOD WAY TO LET OUT ALL OF YOUR ANGER AND RELAX...
JOBS - And you thought your job sucked.
ICE FISHING -
WHAT?! - Did you just call me a fat-ass?! NOW I gotta shoot ya...
HAA! - Suck it .
ICE FISHING - Don't tell me I'm doing it wrong It's the right way when I can use my own finger for bait after one hour fishing
FATHERHOOD - There Are Some Questions That Are Such A Headache
REQUIEM FOR A GOLDFISH -
GLOBAL WARMING -
DEFEAT - Well PETA, looks like your new campaign to guilt us into not eating fish by giving them a cute name just backfired. Here kitty, kitty... Daddy's hungry...
F I S H - Book smart? Absolutely. Stream smart? Ehhhh... not so much.
URGH! - I hate people who have a constant need for approval. If you agree, give me 5 lions.
MY JAPANESE GIRLFRIEND - just broke up with me... oh well, there's plenty more in the sea
FACE PAINT - like tattoos.... only they don't last forever so there is no regret on what you get
THE BEACH - Not the only thing that reeks of dead fish and is infested with crabs.
STARVATION - Don't lie to me. I KNOW your hiding some fish somewhere!!
SPORT FISHING HAWAIIAN STYLE - Bass Masters is for wimps!
SUSHI - Got A Snack Cracker
Yet Another Leaked Celebrity Photo -
LOUSY DAY FISHING -
Another Fish -
ICE FISHING - Did I tell you about the time I caught crabs Ice Fishing? But enough about your mother...
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