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Fish Demotivational Poster

BASS PLAYERS - Take their jobs way too seriously

TAGS: bass player fish guitar people
Rating: 3/5

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laughingatstupidity - March 26, 2012, 9:16 pm
i want to eat that fish
jarc2010 - July 1, 2010, 7:49 pm
to idiots, this is not Kurt Cobain, nor is it Malcolm Young, although at ;east you had the right band! This is Cliff Williams, bass player for the best band in rock history, AC/DC.
Kurt Cobain's Lover - April 8, 2009, 3:09 am
HEY! You don't make fun of Kurt Cobain.
Briton of Rose - March 17, 2009, 11:36 am
Malcolm Young of AC/DC.
LogicDude - March 17, 2009, 11:28 am
I think it's Kurt Cobain.
draco - March 16, 2009, 8:29 pm
Is that Stephen King?

FISHING - A great hobby. Just don't let your wife meet your fishing buddies.

TAGS: fishing buddies i love em
Rating: 4.17/5

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mariand - May 30, 2011, 4:44 pm
is this a gay test? lol
mariand - May 30, 2011, 4:43 pm
... the origin of the fish smell
mariand - May 30, 2011, 4:37 pm

SELFISHNESS - you know what you did Rose

AXOLOTL - the most badass MOFO in the sea XD

TAGS: funny fish
Rating: 1.95/5

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Bah - September 5, 2009, 1:48 am
Cool lookin critter, nearly extinct :(
Zephon - May 11, 2009, 4:40 pm
they do not live in the sea. fresh water amphibian.
Wazuuuup? - March 11, 2009, 7:38 pm
...is that a mudkip?


TAGS: gene pool men fishing proverb
Rating: 4.89/5

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Greeny - January 11, 2016, 10:06 am
Well it seems that the time based repeat vote locking algorithm is somewhat less than eight months - so 5L again!
Greeny - April 27, 2015, 8:01 pm
Ha! Wait long enough & I'm able to give it another 5L!
spacedog - June 28, 2012, 11:10 pm
Thanks guys.
GaryO - June 28, 2012, 9:41 pm
caveman - June 28, 2012, 9:25 pm
Greeny - June 28, 2012, 9:06 pm

RETARDED FISH - what you didnt think it was a fish?

TAGS: retarded fish
Rating: 2.55/5

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Elisa - May 3, 2009, 7:01 pm

IF THE SALMON WON'T COME TO US - Then we will go to the salmon!


TAGS: religion man fish pray die
Rating: 4.37/5

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Airman - April 25, 2012, 3:35 pm
Philistines.. all of you!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2012, 2:42 pm
crankyhead - April 25, 2012, 2:39 pm
I bet you are education level is more gooder than my are education level, anyway.
maoworks2 - April 25, 2012, 11:41 am
I Get In Shit What Ever I Say !
Airman - April 25, 2012, 11:23 am
I don't think I've ever seen the word Philistine used here before. Congrats Mao!!!
thewildprophet - April 25, 2012, 11:14 am
I have seen this happen.
thewildprophet - April 25, 2012, 11:14 am
What's you're education level?
thewildprophet - April 25, 2012, 11:11 am
Okay maoworks2 (that is a lie unless ma*s murder is work2) you are obliviously a philistine however what "good" thing did this inspire you to think?
thewildprophet - April 25, 2012, 11:10 am
Okay maoworks2 (that is a lie unless mass murder is work2) you are obliviously a philistine however what "good" thing did this inspire you to think?
Nissta - April 24, 2012, 7:24 pm
Or in my case I just go to work earn the money to pay for the fish AND then I give a prayer of thanks. It's not God that doesn't listen to prayers it's what you pray for that. I watch the shop and flat next to my place burn down all I prayed for was done.
maoworks2 - April 18, 2012, 7:46 am
Good One, Makes You Think 5L
CloudchaserS - April 18, 2012, 2:29 am
Metallica's The God That Failed goes great with this. It's about people who expect God to do everything for them with no effort on their part
GaryO - April 17, 2012, 10:28 pm
Amen brother Moooooooooooooooooo, amen
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2012, 9:38 pm
teach a man to fish and he'll spend his life savings on an outboard to drink beer in.
GaryO - April 17, 2012, 7:28 pm
Yeah, I do love a truism

HITLER FISH - Probably not kosher

TAGS: fish
Rating: 4/5

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Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 5:34 pm
sam - May 18, 2010, 2:48 am
actually, it is. lol. im serious though, thats a kosher fish, im an orthodox jew, id eat that
BoneCD - September 27, 2009, 4:24 pm
so koi 5
Haarakkon - September 27, 2009, 1:24 pm
The magnitude of the wrongness simply eludes my already limited communication skills. 5L

GIVE A MAN A FISH, AND HE WILL EAT FOR A DAY - Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.

TAGS: fishing
Rating: 4.44/5

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rerun - January 11, 2013, 8:30 pm

make it into a poster
Krazeek - January 11, 2013, 4:37 pm
Nice one, but I prefer: "Build a man a fire and you warm him for a few hours. Set him on fire and you warm him for the rest of his life."


TAGS: loneliness fish sea loser
Rating: 4.32/5

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Verdeckt - May 10, 2011, 4:20 am
5 "ugly sticks" for you...
forseti - May 10, 2011, 3:15 am
Maybe your fishing pole is way too short?!

DESPAIR - Because even though you helped blow up the Death Star and defeat the Empire you are always gonna be 'that chick who tongue-kissed her brother'

TAGS: leia carrie fisher star wars kiss
Rating: 4.64/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 25, 2012, 1:26 pm
And who, amongst us men, even though she might be our sister, would ever turn down Carrie Fisher? I'm just saying.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 6, 2010, 10:32 am
Who among us could turn down Mark Hamill?.
R.S.Jake - May 6, 2010, 10:26 am


TAGS: suicide day comic fish balloon secure rope heavy rock parallelism
Rating: 4.05/5

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agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 5:49 pm
Simple and strong... love it! 5L
Fatt Matt - December 29, 2009, 5:41 pm
Good find on the pic. Short/sweet delivery. Well done, sir!

MILF - Man I Love Fishing

TAGS: milf man i love fishing
Rating: 4.83/5

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c0okydough - July 7, 2011, 9:44 am
she certainly is...
Reality Lord - July 4, 2011, 2:12 pm


PERCEPTION - You don't need to be the biggest fish in the ocean - just the smartest.

TAGS: perception smart fish
Rating: 4.7/5

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mariand - August 22, 2011, 6:36 pm
I like thi5...
the1stCOMMI3 - August 22, 2011, 6:06 pm
is it me, or do we have a new 1L bomber? oh and 5L to this
Verdeckt - August 22, 2011, 5:52 pm
I think w3 have a new candidate for picture that needs to be retired.

STARGAZER FISH - Is Watching You, Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid

TAGS: fish
Rating: 2.09/5

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TAGS: god fishing lie swear big
Rating: 4.23/5

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suzieq - January 28, 2012, 12:14 pm
but the you let it go and off it went with your cr5ss
jig - January 28, 2012, 12:10 pm
Finally explained

SIGN FROM A JAPANESE TOILET - Just what dose that guy think he's going to catch, carp?

TAGS: japan toilet sign fishing lure
Rating: 4.55/5

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Azuleean - August 6, 2011, 3:52 pm
Those toilets probably smell of bass anyways.
Arvantillian - June 11, 2011, 10:32 am
I almost wet my pants...i dont see that one crossed off so it must be ok
champ99 - June 9, 2011, 3:30 pm
Or sewer Bass perhaps?
MilDoc - June 9, 2011, 12:36 pm
Maybe he's fishing for crappie? Just a thought....

WOMAN WISDOM - How to get rid of your husband on week ends.

TAGS: woman man fish fishing week end
Rating: 4.47/5

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thesunshinesing - September 28, 2012, 4:48 pm
sorry just wanted to tell people to be nice, too :)
GaryO - September 23, 2012, 9:44 am
…and steve, check out suzie’s last poster (back in Feb)….rather ironic
GaryO - September 23, 2012, 9:36 am
thesun seems a tad bot-like…several fractured, non-beating heart (I have no brain) comments like this in a row…..admin? the hammer please
steve1961 - September 22, 2012, 11:02 pm
Then again...you may prefer posters on Motitwist...they are positive messages...this site is called demotivational for a reason...and telling 70000 posters to be nice and wholesome will be time consuming for you...or you could TiVO Seventh Heaven...
steve1961 - September 22, 2012, 10:32 pm
Remember that Simpson's episode where the Native American Indian is told not to turn around when he's sees a tossed bit of litter? But he ignores the advice and ends up going ballistic? My advice...don't turn around...
thesunshinesing - September 22, 2012, 7:00 pm
please let's be respectful of and to God :) and nice :)

A STIFF ROD - Imperative for a great day of fishing !


BATMAN - Is fictional, Goldie.

TAGS: fish fail owned sushi cat
Rating: 3.59/5

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Webwicked - May 3, 2013, 10:53 am
CANADA - April 2, 2010, 6:49 pm
I love this one

Heel -

TAGS: salmon fish flood
Rating: 4.36/5

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JesusWept - July 10, 2017, 9:50 am
It didn't wanna become salmon mousse...
Silverheart - July 10, 2017, 8:41 am

Why did the salmon cross the road. No, really, why???

FARTS - I just eated one !

TAGS: farts ate fish
Rating: 3.76/5

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WE WANT THE FISH - We asked nice first, but now we are pissed

TAGS: we want the fish
Rating: 4.64/5

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Verdeckt - June 25, 2011, 9:05 pm
The dolphins were never that aggressive.


TAGS: goldfish dancing paraprosdokian humor poster
Rating: 4.89/5

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Rick69 - February 29, 2016, 1:22 pm
lgvernon - February 29, 2016, 10:47 am

Only the one spatula, huh? (Thanks!)
concern3 - February 29, 2016, 3:28 am
Definitely an up yours
MissPriss - February 28, 2016, 10:37 pm
No seriously...I had a goldfish that did something similar to that, several times, til 1 day found him dried to the wall. Couldn't even pry him off with a spatula...no dinner that night :(
GaryO - February 28, 2016, 7:09 pm

Life -

TAGS: alligator fish
Rating: 4.4/5

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Thedge - September 19, 2014, 6:45 am
Hmmm. a Gar (the fish) committing suicide? At any rate, yeppers. Life is like that.

AMAZING ANIMAL FACT - Scientists have recently discovered that a Walrus can smell a dead fish from a distance of 3 miles.

ALBERT FISH - Hannibal Lecter was a wimp.

TAGS: albert fish cannibalism crime cannibal
Rating: 2.15/5

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Jmac0585 - May 13, 2009, 12:52 pm
BoneCD - May 13, 2009, 7:19 am


TAGS: sleeping with the fishes is kinky
Rating: 4.69/5

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Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:59 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 5, 2012, 11:54 pm
Thank you. That Rape means everything to me. It was my first time.
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:49 pm
and Burton Cummings, and Doug and the Slugs.
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:48 pm
Yep. For a second there I thought I demanded my mixed rape (r-a-p-e) back. But given that it's Mooooooooooooooooooooo we're talking about here ... he can keep THAT.
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:45 pm
Test: tape
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:44 pm
Why is t-a-p-e censored?
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:42 pm
The children?!! Hey, skkrew the-- uhm, nevermind. But I want that mixed tape I made you. Give it back ya big whiner. And for yor 411 ... it's not all Dalbelo and Arcade Fire. There's some Good Charlet on there, and some Dictators, and National Velvet
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 5, 2012, 9:15 pm
Dammit Sean! come back to us....think about the children.
Sean - September 5, 2012, 8:30 pm
Thanks. You're the goochiest.
lesterinside - September 1, 2012, 11:12 pm
GreyScorpion - October 4, 2010, 8:16 pm
crap, is that were it went? 5L
agdaniele - October 4, 2010, 8:11 pm
spacedog - October 4, 2010, 4:48 pm
Faceplant31 - October 4, 2010, 12:28 pm
5L. Nice one sean


TAGS: girl bikini boat fish
Rating: 2.44/5

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pro - August 22, 2008, 12:38 pm
Me, I'm more of an ornithologist - I prefer tits.
aPauling - August 22, 2008, 12:22 pm
Smells like fish, but I'd eat it anyway.

Middle Age -

TAGS: middle age goldfish shark life
Rating: 4.93/5

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MissPriss - February 14, 2014, 9:57 pm
Adjust my attitude? But I like being a road raged woman driver! 5L warning...you might want to avoid highways late at night...muhahaha

MEAN PEOPLE - We live life to the fullest

REALITY - isn't always what it seems


TAGS: fish crazy women
Rating: 4.74/5

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agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:21 pm
A small-mouth bass would be nice... proportionally. Just sayin'
spacedog - August 12, 2010, 7:32 pm
...and it just won't get off the hook. Love it Face. 5L
Reality Lord - August 12, 2010, 5:30 pm

damn face, these are frickin solid gems your posting. is there a 6L button to hit anywhere?
GreyScorpion - August 12, 2010, 2:13 pm
talk to Mooo+, he can point you to where the big ones hook for $20
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 2:11 pm
maybe it's the size of the worm you're using
Chompers - August 12, 2010, 2:08 pm
I was thinking about using $20, $5 wasn't working.
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 2:06 pm
Talk to aggy, he is the master baiter
Chompers - August 12, 2010, 2:04 pm
My hooks still in the water. Maybe I should try some new bait.....
Feasibly - August 12, 2010, 12:54 pm
It took me 3 casts to reel one in that could tolerate me. 5L...nice one Face.
thatonechick - August 12, 2010, 12:46 pm
rerun - August 12, 2010, 12:45 pm

a predator shark at that....and that is a good thing
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 12:44 pm
so does that mean the other sharks come after you once a month?(don't smite me)
thatonechick - August 12, 2010, 12:41 pm
@rerun: Thing is, I'm not a fish here. I'm a friggin SHARK!
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 12:39 pm
A thought that crosses my parentals mind every time myself or one of my sibling brings a new girl home.
rerun - August 12, 2010, 12:37 pm

ummmm, we thought that too a few days ago....
thatonechick - August 12, 2010, 12:34 pm
A thought my kids' dad has every day, I'm sure.

OH NO! - There's a huge lump on your chest!

AND GOD SAID UNTO MAN - Great... Now all the fish are going to smell like that.

TAGS: fish day eve is one smelly cont
Rating: 3.98/5

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agdaniele - April 17, 2010, 7:05 pm
TheTrashHeap - April 17, 2010, 7:03 pm
This random button takes me to the best places!
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 6:08 pm
Excellent Fatt Matt. 5Ls
Produceman117 - December 3, 2009, 5:47 pm
This is a good'un.
Fatt Matt - December 3, 2009, 4:32 pm
HAHAHA Let me tell ya there GrimTimmy... I'm an atheist and this poster has nothing to do with religion whatsoever. But thank you for playing.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2009, 4:23 pm
Wow grimfilth. You missed the joke entirely.
DreMagnum - December 3, 2009, 4:21 pm
What the fuck? Why attack religion? Where does this poster mention his faith at all. And no, it wouldnt have been funnier.
GrimFilth - December 3, 2009, 4:20 pm
god is a lie, i hope you live happily, and dumb. i'm sorry, but wouldn't it be funnier if it said, now all the woman smell like fish?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2009, 4:04 pm
I love it! 5.

LIFE - They say before you die it all passes before your eyes ...then again, goldfish only have a 4 second memory

SMOKED FISH - Now with nicotine. Yum.

TAGS: animal fish zoo smoking cigarette
Rating: 4.47/5

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Brawler - June 21, 2013, 10:27 am
Smoked Salmon - Extra Tarred :D

Reality -

TAGS: patrick starfish real
Rating: 2.96/5

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Fr. Poindexter - April 16, 2009, 6:27 am
Woody Harrelson is looking well

"HELLO, PETSHOP?" - "I was wondering if you do a home delivery. You can, great. I'll take 3 dozen mice, 3 dozen goldfish and 8 canaries."

RESIDENT EVIL 12 - Quick Jill grab the lantern while I shoot these zombie fish.


SAM FISHER WILL GET THE JOB DONE ONCE AND FOR ALL - If Gotham City Was Being Protected By Sam Fisher All Super Villains Would Be Dead And The City Would Be Safe For Good.

GOTH FISH - Lets put it the aquarium and name it "Spike RavenShadow"!!!

TAGS: goth fish weird spike
Rating: 2.85/5

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agdaniele - November 11, 2010, 1:58 am


TAGS: computer fish water
Rating: 4.96/5

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Airman - August 8, 2011, 3:11 pm
just saw this.. Nice!!
gas - August 5, 2011, 7:58 pm
thanks all ;)
crankyhead - August 5, 2011, 7:47 pm
whale 5ongs
spacedog - August 5, 2011, 6:46 pm
Keep 'em coming Gas. 5L
Reality Lord - August 5, 2011, 4:54 pm


IT'S A COINCIDENCE - I swear she left, don't worry there are plenty of fish in the sea

TAGS: happenstance fish
Rating: 4.91/5

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motifayk - January 20, 2013, 7:14 am
Ha ha ha.... It really is a coincidence... surprising...

AWARENESS - The ability to know when you're unequivocally f*cked.

IRONY - I can't always be there for my friends and family; but when I do they are selfish, ungrateful, and are never there for me.

TAGS: family friends irony selfish ungrateful
Rating: 4.5/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 30, 2012, 11:21 pm
I thought the irony was that, for such a sophisticated fellow, why is he drinking that cheaply made, skunky, green-bottle Dos Equis when he could have an Amber Dos Equis.
ElleWhyInIn - June 30, 2012, 2:35 pm
Thank you very much :)
SteveFurlong - June 30, 2012, 9:26 am
5L for truth


KILLER WHALES - Not all who fish are above the water.

TAGS: ice fishing killer whales penguin assignment
Rating: 4.22/5

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fasteddie - July 28, 2010, 3:41 pm
I hear Penguin tastes just like chicken......

EVERYTHING'S WEIRDER - In the bayou, swamp, marsh, wetland, or w/e you want to call it. Point is, Katrina country scares me sometimes. Louisiana...

TAGS: katrina country louisiana marsh swamp bayou hurricanes catfish gross weird food
Rating: 1.38/5

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Akyoyo - July 28, 2009, 1:02 am
Not literally, you can refer to different parts of the U.S. as "X Country" in relation to something, like calling Texas "Bush Country" during his presidency (although the election moreso) .
TJ - April 28, 2009, 3:21 am
Louisiana - Now a country.
mackerel - January 2, 2009, 8:16 pm
Yum, yum, anusburger.



OBLIVIOUS - Ooo...I can see my house from here!

TAGS: oblivious fish
Rating: 4.17/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 3:06 pm
I'm surprised our scaly friend doesn't find anything.... fishy.
Rudedog - February 21, 2013, 12:04 am
Funny stuff

WTF?!? - Some design engineers have waaaaaay too much time on their hands. Or drugs...

TAGS: time engineer fish drugs design
Rating: 3.86/5

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ICEMAN - September 11, 2010, 4:09 am
Hey, what can I say, I'm a compulsive udder fluffer. This time is for real... later Mooooooooooooo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 4:04 am
I thought you went to bed.....aren't we friends? why you gotta play me like that?
ICEMAN - September 11, 2010, 3:53 am
Good luck on that.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 3:49 am
wait, wait....there's a ballcock joke in here somewhere......I really need to make some friends.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 3:43 am
I'd feel weird having those fish watch me take a shit....at least my cellmates avert their eyes.

??? - I don't know what this is for. All I know is that I WANT ONE!!

TAGS: quick barnicle boy to the fishmobile
Rating: 3.74/5

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CANADA - November 19, 2009, 5:35 pm
I gave it a 5 because i want one too


TAGS: fish day net months
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - July 10, 2011, 7:38 am

5....fav'd....and t-shirt submit. huuuuuuuuuge

CHARITY - Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man a fishing rod, and he will eat for a life time. Or just send £2 a month and feel better about yourself.

TAGS: june fishy charity
Rating: 4.75/5

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jta1973 - December 22, 2011, 11:38 pm
Or, become a better fisherman yourself...
Demo33 - June 19, 2011, 8:55 pm
Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, give a man a fishing rod and he'll go fucking mental with it and dry up all the resources, the greedy cunt. x


TAGS: splish splash fishbath crusty crabby
Rating: 4.67/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2011, 7:51 pm
I don't buy drinks for hairy Jewish dancers....well, maybe that one time.
rerun - April 18, 2011, 7:44 pm

I got them from some asshat at a strip club in Canada, SOB wouldn't even buy me a drink.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2011, 7:41 pm
Was there ever any doubt?.
marlygirl - April 18, 2011, 7:39 pm
5L for the funny man
spacedog - April 18, 2011, 7:36 pm
Thanks guys. It is a bit vague now that I take a second look. It was supposed to be "watered down" innuendo, so... yeah... clearly rerun has crabs. LOL
tellitlikeitis - April 18, 2011, 1:45 pm
This is a good poster SpaceDog. However, I would tend to believe that piranha's (who live/hunt in packs) would be more suitable to live in a small pond. As they cannot handle large open bodies of H20.
crankyhead - April 18, 2011, 3:04 am
5pli5h 5pla5h
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2011, 2:00 am
The stairs look like they spell "RR" so clearly "RR" has crabs? (Rerun)


TAGS: fish isn t all it s carcked up to be
Rating: 4.65/5

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Sho - July 10, 2012, 11:33 pm
5L for the laughs, C
caveman - July 10, 2012, 11:03 pm
And i will definately take your opinion into consideration (sarcasm intended)
RealityCheck - July 10, 2012, 10:57 pm
CAPTIONS: They're supposed to be SHORT

I LOVE TO FISH - It's a chance to get away from it all, get in touch with nature and relax!

TAGS: fishing river crowded
Rating: 4.55/5

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MilDoc - April 21, 2011, 2:34 pm
Very nice use of the photo, B-man! 5 Trouts
Master - April 21, 2011, 1:49 pm
I would think "get away from it" means farther than twenty centimeters, but that is just My attitude... I think.


TAGS: fish aren t really pets
Rating: 4.32/5

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GreyScorpion - January 8, 2010, 4:47 pm
or my morphine drip? 5 Existentialism


FISH TANK - I'd tap that.

TAGS: fish
Rating: 3.19/5
TigerKid - September 7, 2008, 4:43 am
Are those urinals?
Vinnie - August 17, 2008, 10:48 am
One of the most original posters to hit this place in a long time...

MY FISHIN BUDDY SAM - Sssshhhh! Don't tell my wife her whole name is Samantha!

LITTLE GIRLS - Are not goldfish.

TAGS: little girls goldfish toilet
Rating: 2.41/5

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LogicDude - January 18, 2009, 7:51 pm
If he used that plunger he might be able to get it to flush.
n30s - January 18, 2009, 5:10 am
wrong on so many levels :D


TAGS: fishing stories tall tales
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - March 22, 2016, 1:50 am

Thanks, dizz!
mizzdizz - March 22, 2016, 1:46 am
I hadn't heard this 1 before! Thanks for sharing it! I'll have to make up my favorite 1 LUV it!!!!! ^!


TAGS: patience days fishing fails wins
Rating: 4.87/5

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lgvernon - March 13, 2012, 10:14 pm

Fishing all day is a BAD thing? Sigh...
GaryO - March 13, 2012, 8:29 am
nice vice...very nice


TAGS: fish boy pillow fight
Rating: 4.84/5

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agdaniele - November 3, 2010, 10:16 pm
crankyhead - November 3, 2010, 9:36 pm



TAGS: earth humanity arrogance selfish entropy
Rating: 4.75/5

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Faceplant31 - November 2, 2010, 2:46 pm
Amazing, this is flat out perfect.
Cubbybear - November 2, 2010, 1:08 pm

JOBS - And you thought your job sucked.

TAGS: jobs careers bad fish smelly
Rating: 4.6/5

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GaryO - January 16, 2014, 9:29 am
More like; ‘Waiter, this crab tastes like shyt!’ ‘Sir, it’s surimi.’ ‘WTF is surimi?!!” ‘Fish shyt, sir.’
Greeny - January 16, 2014, 6:00 am
"Surimi, What is Susan Park’s phone number?" "Surimi, When is my next appointment?” Had to try it - doesn't work...
GaryO - January 15, 2014, 10:15 pm
Heh, that’s surimi. And that pic looks better than it usually is. Usually it’s just fish guts….soon to become your grocery store ‘crab’ meat. Working on a fish processor ship is an experience.
demon001 - January 15, 2014, 6:51 pm
I've got a friend who fixes septic tanks! This is better.
CloudchaserS - September 5, 2011, 12:43 am
First I thought "This is a job for Mike Rowe." Then I saw the "bad fish" tags and thought this looks like a tribute to Sublime
Verdeckt - September 4, 2011, 5:31 pm
You should upload this pic to Work Totally Sucks also.


TAGS: ice fishing bored
Rating: 4.5/5

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sfam - July 7, 2011, 10:19 pm
Now I see it. Thanks, spacedog
duxrus - July 7, 2011, 6:53 pm
I once got talked into going ice fishing when I was in high school. The only thing good about the experience was the bottle of Yukon Jack that was brought along. That was a LLLoooong time ago. I never went again and don't intend to. Cheers.
spacedog - July 7, 2011, 5:40 pm
Of course the bucket could be sitting on the roof of his pick-up and he's trying to hook his beer through the window...
spacedog - July 7, 2011, 5:38 pm
He's sitting on the bucket that will carry his fish. Once it doesn't have anymore beer in it anyway.
sfam - July 7, 2011, 2:59 pm
If that's ice then why is he waist deep?
crankyhead - July 5, 2011, 8:38 pm
however, just like regular fishing, it's still pretty easy to fall out of the boat, so be careful everyone. =)
spacedog - July 5, 2011, 6:29 pm
A lot like regular fishing, but your beer is colder.


TAGS: fish assignment
Rating: 3.87/5

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LogicDude - December 3, 2009, 10:00 am
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 11:29 pm
5Ls. Nice work PDM117. Everyone is hitting home runs tonight.

WHAT?! - Did you just call me a fat-ass?! NOW I gotta shoot ya...

TAGS: carrie fisher blues brothers leia
Rating: 3.8/5

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rudeboy308 - July 26, 2011, 4:11 pm
Blues Brothers is only one of the funniest movies ever made. Carrie Fisher having John Belushi in her crosshairs, and his sputtering excuses, are awesomely funny.

HAA! - Suck it .

TAGS: fish bear stolen haa
Rating: 3.77/5

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dally1312 - February 3, 2012, 12:56 am
Oh.. Was that YOUR fish? Oh dear.

ICE FISHING - Don't tell me I'm doing it wrong It's the right way when I can use my own finger for bait after one hour fishing

FATHERHOOD - There Are Some Questions That Are Such A Headache


TAGS: poor lil fishy
Rating: 4.7/5

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getreal - July 23, 2010, 2:35 pm
if you thought this was original for anytime inthe past 50 years, go back in your hole and pray to your gods.
GodsWorshipMe - July 22, 2010, 3:27 pm
I lol'd for a half hour
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 10:33 am
Bartimaeus - July 22, 2010, 3:01 am
Evil, vicious...I love this poster so goddamn much.
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 1:04 am



TAGS: snorkel dive fishing snow
Rating: 4.35/5

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agdaniele - March 14, 2011, 11:45 pm
Without "then", this is aces.


TAGS: sleep with the fishes dead
Rating: 4.3/5

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Oiler - February 4, 2013, 10:48 am
If you mean Kanye...then I agree...he would be better taped to the roof outside.
jig - January 28, 2012, 12:14 pm
Never get Keany West here!

DEFEAT - Well PETA, looks like your new campaign to guilt us into not eating fish by giving them a cute name just backfired. Here kitty, kitty... Daddy's hungry...

TAGS: seakitten peta fish hungry mcdonalds
Rating: 4/5

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Cloudchaser - July 17, 2010, 5:48 am
If fish are sea kittens, piglets are bacon seeds

F I S H - Book smart? Absolutely. Stream smart? Ehhhh... not so much.

TAGS: fish assignment this one was fun
Rating: 3.89/5

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Produceman117 - December 3, 2009, 9:58 pm
LOL, Sean.
Sean - December 3, 2009, 9:52 pm
I blame them too. For not misraising you properly. Hope they did better with the kids they liked.
Produceman117 - December 3, 2009, 9:26 pm
Ha! You're good, I didn't sense a double entendre. But I wasn't referring to the poster before... I meant I was sorry to disappoint about Twisted Sister. I mean, I heard of them but I don't know anything about them. I'm black, bro. I blame my folks.
Sean - December 3, 2009, 9:22 pm
Push-ups just push-ups. Nothin' double entendre-ish happening here.
Sean - December 3, 2009, 9:21 pm
You might want to watch that video on the Tube of You ... it'll make a freakish cross dressing man outta you. So "drop and give me twenty!"
Sean - December 3, 2009, 9:19 pm
No you didn't, you just gave me a half-assed excuse to quote Twisted Sister lyrics. This is a way cool poster.
Produceman117 - December 3, 2009, 9:18 pm
Alrighty, dude. Sorry to disappoint.
Sean - December 3, 2009, 9:06 pm
Little known fact: Dee Schneider has a masters in marine biology.
Sean - December 3, 2009, 9:05 pm
"If that's your best, your best won't dooooooo!" Twisted Sister. I suppose yer too young to know who they are too? Hmmmm?!
Produceman117 - December 3, 2009, 8:36 pm
LOL no prob, Sean. I know that you know that I did the absolute best that I could with this poster. I'm happy with it.
Sean - December 3, 2009, 7:44 pm
Hey P-man ... shhhhhhhhhh! I did NOT just ichthiology nazi aaannybody 'bout aaaanything. Mmmmkay?
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 6:00 pm
Well done. 5Ls
TheTrashHeap - December 3, 2009, 5:51 pm
Fucking excellent! 5 Lions.
Produceman117 - December 3, 2009, 5:24 pm
Touché, Sean. I sure hope not. But finding this many good pics of salmon that look remotely alike was harder than I expected.
Sean - December 3, 2009, 3:42 pm
Has motifake ever had an ichthiology nazi? *snickers*
motifake - December 3, 2009, 3:35 pm

LMAO! Glad youre back


TAGS: life time cheerleader costume evil girl sexy fishnet stocking try never before comic con mae west quote
Rating: 3.64/5

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dslohand - October 11, 2011, 9:54 pm
redhdsrbst - February 26, 2010, 12:07 pm
Why choose? Double the pleasure and the fun. :D
bill - October 18, 2009, 4:55 pm
i agree
Ares - October 6, 2009, 3:20 pm
Ohhh, they look both goregous...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 5, 2009, 6:14 pm
I would DB. But every time i try that they just bleed a lot and tend to be a really "dead" lay.
Woodywood03a - September 5, 2009, 5:11 pm
which left??? yours or mines???
TJ - September 5, 2009, 5:04 pm
Girl on the left... DIBS!

URGH! - I hate people who have a constant need for approval. If you agree, give me 5 lions.

TAGS: fishing for lions
Rating: 3.63/5

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Derek - June 13, 2011, 7:13 pm
Pretty clever :-)
Sho - June 12, 2011, 9:43 pm
I don't know about this...


TAGS: tunafish and 8 track tapes don t mix well
Rating: 3.36/5

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Whitneymr - March 30, 2012, 2:59 pm
Damn you whipper snapper! I was in college when this came out.
ScroogeMcDuck - December 26, 2011, 5:55 pm
Hah! Immune - I never listened to Speedwagon... Now bugger off before I hit you with mah zimmerframe
LogicDude - December 3, 2009, 1:41 pm
Damn you...because you can tune a piano, but... I am NOT old. Now, GET OFF MY LAWN!

MY JAPANESE GIRLFRIEND - just broke up with me... oh well, there's plenty more in the sea

TAGS: more fish in the towncentre
Rating: 3.35/5

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CANADA - March 16, 2011, 11:17 pm
don't worry, another one will come floating by
FreeGunsForAll - March 16, 2011, 7:26 pm
Mother Nature has a sick sense of humour.
culos - March 16, 2011, 5:04 pm
You are white????
ICEMAN - March 16, 2011, 3:32 pm
So can some of us White folks.
Cubbybear - March 16, 2011, 3:25 pm
She looks Chinese to me....yes we Asians can tell the difference.
Hawamleh - March 16, 2011, 9:49 am
Osama uses plane. It is super effective.
habano5 - March 16, 2011, 6:56 am
Yes. Since we laughed so hard after 9-11.
CaptainBaked - March 15, 2011, 6:33 pm
Faceplant31 - March 15, 2011, 5:10 pm
Nothing is sacred here. Plain and simple, any problems can be taken up with the mods.
steph1 - March 15, 2011, 3:32 pm
jy is 'n skande vir jou mooi land
Hawamleh - March 15, 2011, 2:54 pm
5Lions man, oh and it is never too soon, or off limits. if you're butthurt, keep it to yourself.
CaptainBaked - March 15, 2011, 2:53 pm
I dont have any decency... i could have told you that earlier :)
steph1 - March 15, 2011, 2:49 pm
there is a right time and place - but you would know that if you had any decency
CaptainBaked - March 15, 2011, 2:33 pm
Can we not make jokes about anything on motifake? Even if it is in bad taste...
steph1 - March 15, 2011, 2:04 pm
in the towncentre? (tag) is this really a topic to joke about? there are millions of lives threatened right now!!!

FACE PAINT - like tattoos.... only they don't last forever so there is no regret on what you get

TAGS: fish paint
Rating: 3.14/5

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THE BEACH - Not the only thing that reeks of dead fish and is infested with crabs.

STARVATION - Don't lie to me. I KNOW your hiding some fish somewhere!!

SPORT FISHING HAWAIIAN STYLE - Bass Masters is for wimps!

SUSHI - Got A Snack Cracker

TAGS: fish sushi
Rating: 1.68/5

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Roamer - March 26, 2008, 2:04 pm
Woah! I'm no fish expert, but isn't that a huge catfish?
giganot - March 22, 2008, 7:25 pm

Yet Another Leaked Celebrity Photo -


TAGS: fishing dark humor poster
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - November 6, 2013, 7:56 am

Another Fish -


TAGS: as a kid i nearly drowned in a goldfish bowl but i saved the cat so i guess that makes me a hero of sorts
Rating: 4.67/5

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thatonechick - July 17, 2010, 10:05 am
Poetry? One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish...
Fatt Matt - April 21, 2010, 5:26 pm
Poetry as always Sean. +5
Faceplant31 - April 20, 2010, 10:25 pm
Amsome! 5L


TAGS: scruples selfish humanity kindness
Rating: 4.67/5

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GreyScorpion - October 25, 2010, 8:43 am
crap, this poster makes me feel guilty for not raking the yard yesterday...but hey, it's forecasted for 35 mph winds today...5L

ICE FISHING - Did I tell you about the time I caught crabs Ice Fishing? But enough about your mother...

TAGS: ice fishing deadliest catch crabs
Rating: 4.58/5

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whatukno - July 29, 2010, 12:37 am
Thank you, thank you very much :)
spacedog - July 28, 2010, 7:06 pm
Nice one. 5L